Did someone here get a job at Nordstrom?

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 08/28/2016 at 12:06 • Filed to: None

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Because that’s a whole lot of beige RA64 Celica on the front page of Nordstrom.com. Well, not quite as much as there is of that second gen Accord Hatchback, but certainly more than that BMW E30 and whatever the gold car behind our perturbed lady friend in the fur coat is.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Textured Soy Protein 08/28/2016 at 12:14

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So Nordstrom bought Zoidberg’s celica.

PS9 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/28/2016 at 12:18

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Or Zoidberg owns Nordstrom and didn’t tell us. He may have also pulled a Trump and ‘sold’ the car to his own company so he can effectively get paid to drive it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 08/28/2016 at 12:24

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Even better; that Accord appears to have a dent on the fender

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 12:51

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So much Jalop.

Batman the Horse > Textured Soy Protein 08/28/2016 at 13:25

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The Accord appears to be shitting its guts out into the street.

SpecedOut > Textured Soy Protein 08/28/2016 at 14:15

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There’s a larger picture on the website that has what appears to be an old Corolla Wagon as well. Looks like the mystery gold car is an old mini truck, and now I’m likely going to be led down a rabbit hole figuring out what it is.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/c/nordstrom-fa…

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Textured Soy Protein 08/29/2016 at 08:05

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I think that based on this image, they will hire me.

JEM > Textured Soy Protein 08/29/2016 at 14:05

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I swear that barely visible car looks like a Yugo GV to me, at least from the forward cant of its grille.

Textured Soy Protein > JEM 08/29/2016 at 14:31

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Turns out there’s a video that this is from.

Not only is it a Yugo, it’s this “one of a kind” Yugo pickup , available for rent to your film production needs for only $350/day!

(I know this makes my google sleuthing skills seem amazing but a picture from the listing was one of the first google image search results for “yugo pickup.” Go figure.)